I know Chris Tilling had a quite a few:
"Idiot with keyboard"
But here are ten more for consideration
1) Zany Zwingli Zordidness with Zilch Theological Content
2) Dribbling Ape with Keyboard could do better
3) Man bungee jumping from bridge and landing accidentally a few times on a keyboard headfirst could do better
4) Minimalists donít believe Zwingli ever existed
5) Mini-malists R Us - in every sense of the word
6) Bold Heresy Below
7) Total Depravities R Us
The Historical Bultmann demythologised and raised in the kerygma of Joel Osteen below
9) Zwingli Ninja
10) Utter Tripe
i think we can do even better... and feel no reason to be nice. his original post is here, and he appears to have settled for something dramatically less than satisfactory.
but seeing as he'll likely change it very regularly, lets give him some more bait.
also... just as a note (you can see so many suggestions in his comments), my favorite suggestion was by Frank, with "Zwingilingalingaling"
more ideas? - feel no need to be polite.