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rogermugs
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PostSubject: Random top 5 lists   Wed May 14, 2008 10:54 am
Worst places I have ever been on earth.

5. American international school Demascus, syria

4. Ulysses park, Golden Colorado

3. first ring road, amman jordan

2. Hitchhiking home outside a tollroad in at least 1 3rd world country

1. Greyhound bus station downtown denver
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design219
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Tue May 20, 2008 9:53 pm
Top 5 reasons to blow your nose:

5) You have congestion and can not breath well.
4) You have let your nasal hair grow really long and it makes it easier to groom.
3) Your blind date is not going well.
2) You are pretty sure something just flew up it.
1) It's 10:55 P.M.
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brassplayersrockjr
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Wed May 21, 2008 12:45 am
worst ways to be woken:
5. car backfire
4. earthquake
3. falling out of bed
2. neighbors alarm clock after a night shift
1. having something buzzing around you that you swat at then it turns out to be a bee that stings you awake
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rogermugs
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Wed May 21, 2008 10:35 am
brassplayersrockjr wrote:
worst ways to be woken:
5. car backfire
4. earthquake
3. falling out of bed
2. neighbors alarm clock after a night shift
1. having something buzzing around you that you swat at then it turns out to be a bee that stings you awake



one time when I was in jr high, i stayed the night a friends house. His dad was mean and liked practical jokes. He came in with a spray bottle full of icewater. one shot to the face and I've never woken up quicker. PAINFUL.

one time he came into the bedroom when his son was asleep on a waterbed, took a hose and filled the waterbed with lukewarm water till it was full in the indent his son made by laying there. the kid kept sleeping till his head turned to the side and he got a whole mouthful of water and then when he flipped out and got up water went eVERYWHERE, and his dad still thought it was funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Wed May 21, 2008 8:21 pm
top 5 ways to turn down a girl selling girl-scout cookies outside the grocery store:

5. I already bought some (lie)
4. I'll buy some next time I come (lie)
3. I only eat cookies on weekends (lie)
2. I'll buy them if you leave me alone (meh)
1. I only buy from the pretty ones, and you have braces (truth).
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Wed May 21, 2008 8:24 pm
things you see in the gym

5. fat women wearing spandex
4. hot women wearing spandex
3. guy who racks 100s of ibs of weight just to look at it and leaves without de-racking Evil or Very Mad Mad
2. guy trying to impress his friends/ or women by doing lots of weight but over does it. heh heh
1. guy leg pressing over a 1000 ibs of wheels
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Thu May 22, 2008 6:09 pm
things you dont want to get caught in the grill of your truck

5. too many insects
4. a bird
3. an old lady
2. an invisible man
1. a perfectly edible sirloin steak (or mahimahi if you're a fish person), which could have just as easily been grilled on a real grill for dinner
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Thu May 22, 2008 10:44 pm
Top 5 words:

5. Variable
4. Swiss
3. gravitational
2. repository
1. meh
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maflynn
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Fri May 23, 2008 7:08 am
Top 5 Bill Gates Quotes:
5. 640K ought to be enough for anybody
4. If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
3. Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.
2. People everywhere love Windows.
1. The next generation of interesting software will be done on the Macintosh, not the IBM PC
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rogermugs
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Sat May 24, 2008 8:15 pm
top 5 things you can buy with $399

5. Decently sized TV (probably not HD)
4. First generation iPhone
3. An overly-fancy microwave oven
2. 79 $5 foot-longs from subway* and 4 taco supremes from taco bell*
-(if you live in montana and there's no sales tax)
1. 1596 quarters (or 2 tanks of gas in 6 months).

*this post sponsored by subway and taco bell
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:19 pm
top 5 things to do when you're angry

5. punch a pillow
4. drink a lot of alcohol, eat a lot of taco bell, then punch a pillow
3. apply for graduate school
2. destroy your own computer
1. drink a lot of alcohol, eat a lot of taco bell (with fire sauce), punch a pillow, then apply for graduate school, and then destroy your friends computer.
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ScriptureZealot
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:49 pm
Annoying things people say:

1. People who ask and answer their own questions. Do I hope this trend will discontinue soon? Yes.
2. When men use the word "oodles". I can hardly stand to write it.
3. Oh joy.
4. Closure
5. Using the word "share" all the time
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rogermugs
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PostSubject: Re: Random top 5 lists   Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:29 pm
reasons why digg sucks and reddit rules

5. design - digg is too busy and reddit is nice and simple

4. political views - digg is FAR too obsessed with 3rd party or no-name presidential candidates

3. speed - good stories reach the top pages of reddit in mere minutes (see the euro 2008)

2. descriptions - reddit gets to the point is just one readable line... digg takes several - often poorly described

1. content - all digg cares about is NSFW.
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